These words arn't for you,

Comment if you're reading this.
anonymous if you like.
This mean YOU.

Dear girl that i used to run in to a lot at the bus stop,
you were always so excited to run in to me
but i had no idea who you were
or how i knew you
sorry

i'll huff & i'll puff & i might give you a slap on the wrist.

also i need to get laid. i said it.

Remember this entry? Welll.....

I found it! For some reason it was in a box in my wardrobe.
found it when i was looking for my watch.


bad news? i didn't find my watch.

you,
some times i don't want to hear about your stressful day, work or anything else
some times i just want you to be silly with me
where did all the fun go?

i like women with broad shoulders,
i really wish i could grow natural facial hair
and i'd like to own a vegan bakery.

Last week i spent $80 on art supplies rather than food and new shoes. I really need new shoes, they have holes in them every where.
I had every intention of spending money on shoes this week.

I just booked a flight to melbourne instead.

Shoes will have to wait i guess.

I also have no idea how i'm going to eat this week.

Isn't love grand.

I'm quite liking this arrangement with Sydney girl. We see each other kind of often and in passing. When her and i happen to be in the same area or just when we feel like seeing some of the other.
I've always backed away from distance but it's working out way better than i had ever thought.
I may or not be slightly in love with her but i know nothing serious shall happen right now and i'm pretty okay with that. I enjoy what we do just as well.

I'd like a girl in every city. and a boi too. because some times it's just really nice to have it like that.

Unicorn hat still hasn't arrived.  Where are you unicorn hat? :(

1. fell asleep at a family lunch. this happens more regularly than it should. i've been known to pass out on my grandparents lounge room floor more than once.

2. went to woodford, took acid and stayed awake for thirty hours.

3. awkwardly bumped into a girl i think likes me while on acid then my friend spilt tea on her.

4. realised that every time i've taken acid so far i've walked past a midget. no kidding. it's pretty weird and awesome.

5. man midgets fucking trip you out when on acid.

6. got my head shaved.

7. i like lists.

missing: one t-shirt, about twenty five years old, given to me by my dad from his wardrobe

appearance: white, well worn, picture of a dolphin wearing sunglasses with the words "punk dolphin" across the top in blue letters

missed very much, last seen in my bedroom about two months ago.

please come back mr. tee :(

fuck my job. seriously. ten hour weeks doesn't get me anywhere.
fuck feeling like i have some responsibility to stay on.
fuck my annoying housemates.
fuck not having money for anyfuckingthing.
fuck the internet cutting the fuck out.
fuck this slow ass motherfucking computer.
fuck misinformation.
fuck always wanting what i can't have.
fuck not being supported.
fuck fuck fuck
everyyyything.

I would rather rob a bookstore than a bank.

Dear Amanda Palmer,
I liked you far better
when you weren't trying to be
one of the cool kids

I've not only not bought your last two albums
but i haven't even illegally downloaded them
i'm just not interested anymore
sorry


Dear Attractive queer boi,
i want your cock


Dear Moneysss,
please can i have more of you
i promise i'll only spend you on worthy things
like books and paints and a blender
kthx


Dear Time,
more of you too please


Dear Christmas,
hurry the fuck up and be over with

good coffee, vibrant atmosphere,
talking by the river, swell company and a couple of beers
makes for
a pretty nice date :)

The other day i was hanging out with a girl who is best friends with a girl i dated last year, we were chatting for a bit and said girl came up in conversation a few times but i didn't really dwell on anything.
Then on the bus today i realised it's been a year since i met that girl and all the crazy shit that came from it and how very, very fucking fast this year has disappeared.
I simply cannot believe it's been a whole year.
It honestly feels like it all happened last month.
And that girl is now apparently in love with someone else.
It never would have worked anyway.

can i not grow my hair long without all of your hands pulling it by the strands. can i not recover?

Dear housemates,
is it seriously that hard to not make the kitchen look like a bomb hit it after you've used it?
like really.

Dear fellow ljers,
ljcut
it's easy

Dear sydney girl,
yes.